Does The Thought of Creating A Web Presence Make You Want to Hide? It certainly is a daunting task. In fact, it made us hide too. We just don't do it anymore. You can't pay us enough. You don't make enough money in your lifetime to pay us to do your website. And you know what? We find that FUNNY!!!!
Already got a web presence? WebMongers will point at it and laugh, knowing that it is not as good as we could do, but that doesn't matter because we won't do it anyway!
Upset that your web company is not responsive to your needs? We used
to be able to take over for them, but you know what? We don't anymore.
Too bad, eh? Isn't that enough to make you want to cry?
It doesn't make US want to cry. In fact, when we USED to do web in the old days, we had to take a lot of abuse from clients who were totally clueless about web design and used to whine and dweeb at us. Now we don't have to do that anymore becuase..... we are now independently wealthy. Eat your hearts out!
Latest Internet Articles
We used to write articles for the Internet too, but we don't do it anymore becuase we're too busy running in circles, screaming and shouting. And otherwise being difficult.
Free Evaluations
WebMongers will be happy to evaluate your site or your idea. But we won't tell you what happens after we evaluate it. During the evaluation, we will make some popcorn, get some booze, fire up the plasma display and bring up your website. What happens next depends on how amusing it becomes. MOO ha ha HAAAAAA.
Why We're Such Assholes
Well you see, back in ancient times, our parents dressed us funny and we got laughed at in school.
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